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surpriseitsclarence) wrote in diademnet2025-12-07 09:55 am
An informal survey
Subject: An informal survey
Date: December 7th
Time: 16:05
By: 002-0001
I'm attempting to establish a pattern in how individuals arrive in the Diadem. Specifically, I’m interested in the temporal relationship between one’s point of departure and the traumatic event that precipitated it.
(very professional. very academic. “traumatic event” instead of “did you DIE”)
To clarify: Did you arrive here immediately before something catastrophic? I’m asking because there’s a theory I’m developing about the selection process. Why certain individuals arrive at certain moments. For instance, I have reason to believe I was in the process of dying when I arrived here. Or already dead. Or somehow both.
(schrodingers monkey. dead and alive and neither and BOTH)
I apologize if this question is distressing.
(he WOULD apologize. gotta make them think YOURE responsible for their emotions. theyre just words arent they? whatever happened to sticks and stones?)
I’m aware it’s rather ghoulish to ask about people’s near-death experiences during the holiday season, but understanding the mechanism of arrival might help us understand the nature of
oh for CHRISTs sake. all this hemming and hawing is driving me INSANE!!! how did he LIVE like this?
lets cut straight to the chase: did you die before you got here?? yes? no? maybe so??
(oh yeah and Im REAL distressed about the whole "being dead" thing so please send all your christmas cookies to philip buchanon, po box 1400, rogers street, panorama, zip code: your guess is as good as mine.
ps: no raisins. just because Im dead doesnt mean my fruit needs to be dead too)
Date: December 7th
Time: 16:05
By: 002-0001
I'm attempting to establish a pattern in how individuals arrive in the Diadem. Specifically, I’m interested in the temporal relationship between one’s point of departure and the traumatic event that precipitated it.
(very professional. very academic. “traumatic event” instead of “did you DIE”)
To clarify: Did you arrive here immediately before something catastrophic? I’m asking because there’s a theory I’m developing about the selection process. Why certain individuals arrive at certain moments. For instance, I have reason to believe I was in the process of dying when I arrived here. Or already dead. Or somehow both.
(schrodingers monkey. dead and alive and neither and BOTH)
I apologize if this question is distressing.
(he WOULD apologize. gotta make them think YOURE responsible for their emotions. theyre just words arent they? whatever happened to sticks and stones?)
I’m aware it’s rather ghoulish to ask about people’s near-death experiences during the holiday season, but understanding the mechanism of arrival might help us understand the nature of
oh for CHRISTs sake. all this hemming and hawing is driving me INSANE!!! how did he LIVE like this?
lets cut straight to the chase: did you die before you got here?? yes? no? maybe so??
(oh yeah and Im REAL distressed about the whole "being dead" thing so please send all your christmas cookies to philip buchanon, po box 1400, rogers street, panorama, zip code: your guess is as good as mine.
ps: no raisins. just because Im dead doesnt mean my fruit needs to be dead too)
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