[For the entirety of Cable's life, he's never experienced this kind of Christmas. He can't say he sees the appeal the same way that Wade does, but there's something endearing about his passion.
Even if he's slightly less invested, his participation isn't begrudging and he's genuinely having a pleasant time. He helps Wade cook by nagging him and then switching around and annoying him depending on how much scotch he's had and how cheeky he feels.
Of course he hears Wade rustling around at night, which means he needs to wait for him to come in and go to sleep so he can get out of bed and put more presents under the tree. Then, the next morning, he rouses Wade and feigns surprise about the collection of gifts under the tree. He goes first, making gently sounds of approval as he opens his gifts.
Finally, he points at Wade with the arm cozy and teases:]
Isn't it cheating if it's actually a gift for you? [He quirks a brow but he looks genuinely touched.]
Go on, your turn.
[Wade's gifts are: an assortment of red smoke bombs, an engraved taser-knife with the words "a shocking twist" inscripted on it and a floor length, fluffy and luxurious bathrobe. It has slight "I murdered my husband" vibes but it is a risk Cable is willing to take.]
[ Despite Cable's distant interest in the holiday, Wade appreciates his participation, even when they needle each other and bicker over the stove. The little ways Cable shows any interest at all in what Wade enjoys makes him feel the special bond they have. When Cable clearly pretends not to know where all these other presents came from, Wade is delighted to play along, saying something stupid like "He did it all in one night!" only to wink playfully at him.
Cable's tough to shop for, but for every soft grunt of approval, Wade's heart grows a size bigger because we're leaning super heavily into Christmasy themes. Lounging on the floor with his back against the couch, he draws a circle with his forefinger at the snuggie and grins. ]
I admit, this particular quality-of-life update leans more heavily in my favor! But I also think that color looks good on you.
[ Wade claps his hands excitedly before rubbing them together like a raccoon. ]
Okay, okay, okay. What do we have here?
[ Wade shakes one of the packages and remarks: ] It's not ticking, so that's a good sign! [ Tearing into the wrapping, he coos at the bathrobe, because every Christmas needs a cozy gift, and shows a disturbing amount of delight at the taser-knife that promises it will likely see use before the turn of the year. As for the smoke bombs, Wade is already juggling them (with the knife), so all three are a clear hit. ]
I love it! And don't think I didn't notice that this means I stop borrowing your robe. Mutually beneficial. Did you make these?
[Cable sinks back as Wade starts to tear into his presents. He doesn't feel particularly nervous, because he's pretty sure Wade will like everything he gets and Cable doesn't make choices about anything idly.
There is, perhaps, a brief flash of regret as Wade starts to juggle.]
Obviously not the robe, but yeah. I did. [He cants his head toward the weapons.]
So I know for a fact that if you accidentally set one off, it won't be pretty and you will be fucking cleaning it up.
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Even if he's slightly less invested, his participation isn't begrudging and he's genuinely having a pleasant time. He helps Wade cook by nagging him and then switching around and annoying him depending on how much scotch he's had and how cheeky he feels.
Of course he hears Wade rustling around at night, which means he needs to wait for him to come in and go to sleep so he can get out of bed and put more presents under the tree. Then, the next morning, he rouses Wade and feigns surprise about the collection of gifts under the tree. He goes first, making gently sounds of approval as he opens his gifts.
Finally, he points at Wade with the arm cozy and teases:]
Isn't it cheating if it's actually a gift for you? [He quirks a brow but he looks genuinely touched.]
Go on, your turn.
[Wade's gifts are: an assortment of red smoke bombs, an engraved taser-knife with the words "a shocking twist" inscripted on it and a floor length, fluffy and luxurious bathrobe. It has slight "I murdered my husband" vibes but it is a risk Cable is willing to take.]
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Cable's tough to shop for, but for every soft grunt of approval, Wade's heart grows a size bigger because we're leaning super heavily into Christmasy themes. Lounging on the floor with his back against the couch, he draws a circle with his forefinger at the snuggie and grins. ]
I admit, this particular quality-of-life update leans more heavily in my favor! But I also think that color looks good on you.
[ Wade claps his hands excitedly before rubbing them together like a raccoon. ]
Okay, okay, okay. What do we have here?
[ Wade shakes one of the packages and remarks: ] It's not ticking, so that's a good sign! [ Tearing into the wrapping, he coos at the bathrobe, because every Christmas needs a cozy gift, and shows a disturbing amount of delight at the taser-knife that promises it will likely see use before the turn of the year. As for the smoke bombs, Wade is already juggling them (with the knife), so all three are a clear hit. ]
I love it! And don't think I didn't notice that this means I stop borrowing your robe. Mutually beneficial. Did you make these?
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There is, perhaps, a brief flash of regret as Wade starts to juggle.]
Obviously not the robe, but yeah. I did. [He cants his head toward the weapons.]
So I know for a fact that if you accidentally set one off, it won't be pretty and you will be fucking cleaning it up.